Yelp review about a berlin gay bar

This review is like something out of a deleted scene from Eurotrip. Then, after a series of other hilarious mishaps like a bathroom glory hole or a drunken bicurious moment, the gang emerges from the club forever changed. But still somehow thankful for the experience. Anyway, as the story goes, this guy Kyle from Texas got to talking to two dudes from London at his hotel bar in Berlin.

On to the very detailed Yelp review :. I was in Berlin a couple weeks ago and I was sitting in my hotel bar. I started chatting with a couple guys from London. They seemed normal and told me they were getting ready to head to the worlds coolest night club. So I ask them if I can tag along. They said no problem.

One of them informs me that I should probably change clothes because this place is hard to get into, but they had a connection. They recommended that I go change into black, simple clothes. No buttons on the shirts and no hoodies. They said if I had a black scarf, that would be awesome. Said the door guy loves scarves and black clothes.

So I go change and come back down to the lobby. We hail a cab and are now off to this place called Berghain. The guys from London tell me we are going to cut in line. While we are standing there looking for the spot to cut, I take out my phone to check Facebook. One of the London guys goes into a rage and starts cussing me out and grabs my phone.

He looks me up and down and then waves us in using his pinky…Now things are about to get really weird. Once inside, the music is blasting too loud.

That One Star Yelp Review of Berghain is Definitely Fake and Actually Pretty Homophobic

You could feel it in your chest. I thought the bass was going to set my heart off rhythm. They offer me these strange looking little pills and I pass. No drugs for me. They both pop them and then start making out! I look around and there are 3 or 4 naked guys dancing all crazy with erections.

Maybe this is the gay section.